the royal fluckin' wedding summarized


Look at my ring you peasants we bought it with the money we stole from your hard toil over the last 1000 years or so


and we have invited our friends the other criminals from the bloodlines around the world we do not care how much they torture their own people they are just like us it is amazing our record makes the mafia look like a well-meaning NGO


our greatest achievement is not the theft murder and lies we carry on getting away with


it is the FACT that we can make you applaud us and venerate us for it
that is true legerdemain


We are true blue-blooded vampires and YOU PEASANTS love us ha ha and funkin' ha